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spybrarian:

waitingforturnips:

Kids break into radio station, swear at listeners

A group of children broke into a radio station in Western Australia’s remote Kimberley region and put themselves live on air for an impromptu late-night show full of swearing.

The first police knew of it was a phone call from a listener, concerned at swear words being broadcast.

Station manager Angie Stahl says she had previously given the children lessons in community radio, and they worked out how to make the studio go live.

“But unfortunately their show mainly involved swearing, which was a bit punk, a bit avant-garde, but also breaches the broadcasting laws, and our codes of practice.

“So the cops got a call from an outlaying station ringing up to say, ‘I think you’ve got some kids on the radio, they’re busy swearing, you’d better go bust them’.”

Ms Stahl said the children appear to have entered through a window in her house, which adjoins the studios.

While in the house they ate some chicken nuggets and dyed their hair.

Not long after going on-air with their expletive-ridden jokes, police officers arrived to put a stop to the radio broadcast.

Ms Stahl said the children may have a future in broadcasting.

“They’d come in a couple of times before to do a couple of shows and programs, so I’d taught them the basics,” she said.

“So it’s good to see the knowledge was used correctly.”

“While in the house they ate some chicken nuggets and dyed their hair”

“A bit punk”

Amazing.

$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn’t improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don’t you think

goddessvicky:

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meilintheempressofdreams:

Reblog for unexpected $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

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Look, that would pay off my credit card, my car, our loan, and give me a little breathing room so I can have less anxiety. Possibly take my family on a vacation. That’s so little, but would mean so much.

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ryaynross:

im in philosophy and were talking about how you can doubt everything’s existence except for your own consciousness and the guy that sits in front of me just turns around tears streaming down his face and goes “i am on so many drugs”

chemistrylesbian:

someone: ahaha zoning out much? anyone home??? haha

me, dissociating: What

inklins:

people making little content noises in their throat when you hug or cuddle with them is the best thing ever because that noise is the human equivalent of purring

whyisfuturesosad:

*sees someone looking at their partner with genuine love and care* need me a freak like tht